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    Wednesday, July 19th, 2006
    10:51 pm
    Employment
    Well I finally got a job offer with Cingular and T-Mobile. About time that I got a job that I can make some good money with. Now I just have to wait a while to start making money.

    In other news I am moving out of my place so I will be without internet for a while and I'll be like a roaming hobo. I basically put all my stuff into storage and will be living on couches, ohio, michigan and hoffman estates, il for a while going to various events like weddings, training and glorious pig roasts. I was suppose to be moving in to a place with a friend but he had to back out at the last minute so now I am just kind of stuck.

    But I am still really excited to be soon working again and making good money. In other good news my old writing buddy, Joe, came into town. It was so good to see him again and catch up. Plus we threw out ideas for writing again which got my creative juices running again. I really miss doing comedy. Hopefully I'll get back to writing my sketch comedy cd.

    Oh and I finally shaved to beard. I feel like I lost my soul. Everytime I look in the mirror I feel like I am looking like a monkey. Plus I look so much younger I can't even take myself seriously. I'm always yelling at myself to get off the goddamn yard.

    Current Mood: relieved
    Monday, July 3rd, 2006
    12:46 am
    Sideout!
    Leah had her 21st birthday this weekend. Man getting old. It was funny because the day before she got her fake id taken from the bouncer at the Landmark. The great thing about the bouncer was that he had one arm and looked like a pirate. He gave Leah so much shit like asking birthday, middle name and then had her write her signature. She was pissed but we were still able to get her beers at Summerfest while listening to Skynyrd.

    Also we played some beach volleyball down by the lake. We all sucked at first but then towards the end we were pretty damn good. We actually had a crowd of people watching us and I was topless. Also I kept on shouting Sideout and doing the flexing pose from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

    Leah's 21st was a blast in that I bought her a bunch of party supplies like Superman masks for boys and tiaras for girls. Also stick the tail on the donkey not pin. It must be copyrighted or something. But Leah had a good time at the party, too good of a time in the fact that she was passed out before 12 to go to the bars. Ahhh drunkness.

    Current Mood: hot
    Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
    5:08 pm
    Stop Patronizing Me!
    Just came back from walking Pandora and Mya (my friend Mickey's brother's dog) for four hours. Man I am worn out. From breaking up the fights to making sure they weren't eating chicken bones I had a workout.

    In my news, I got a wedding invitation the other day from Phil and Melissa. Man it is amazing all the stuff that was inside of it. The invite, response letter, tissue paper, reception letter, registry information, two envelopes, directions, 3 tickets for reservations at hotels and I think I found 5 magazine subscription postcards to Newsweek. I think a tree was chopped down just for everything in my envelope. The day I decide to get married I am going to make it so much easier. Get messenger wolverines. Environmental friendly plus you get a quick response because who wants a wolverine hanging around your house. Copyrighted.

    I was listening to some music by an awesome band known as Ween the other day when I noticed that two of the song titles on the album The Pod have the same name as two of my ex-girlfriends. I thought it was a little strange. But at least it isn't weird, unless I meet a Frank or it starts to get serious with Captain Fantasy.

    My sister showed up last weekend with her friend Pam and we had a pretty good time including going playing softball and drinkin at the Wolski's. To top it off we took one of my friend's little brother to his first bar. Line of the night was when I came up to him while he was wobbling a little bit and said,
    "Hey are you alright?"
    "What? Stop patronizing me!"
    I was so impressed by the response I let him go get another shot. To which he quickly headed outside and vo-homited. Oh the poor 19 year old.

    At the house Zach had a BBQ on Sunday in which friends and co-workers of his came over. The best though was when Nash showed up still drunk from the continuous drinking he had started in Chicago on Saturday. It was a sight to be seen. Especially when I drove a bunch a people home in which Nash had a priceless moment that I won't mention so he can keep his dignity.

    Also the whole weekend I have heard nothing but compliments on my new haircut. I got the long hair taken down since it is hot out but I have gotten nothing but good compliments especially from my sister who was almost praising me for getting a haircut. My question to everyone: was my hair that bad looking? I mean I thought that maybe my beard was the problem but no apparently my hair on the top was the piece of shit. Ahh well go figure. Still the hair isn't as awesome as when I had the hair grown down to my shoulders and was called Fabio by UPS Store customers. People were jealous of the power that came from those golden locks.

    Current Mood: giddy
    Saturday, June 3rd, 2006
    1:17 am
    Mock Trial With J. Reinhold!
    I found my old program for updating this. Man haven't done this in a while. Of course that is how all these entries it seems like.

    Well let's see. I am currently umemployed since I quit my job at Circuit City. But I am in talks with Monster Energy Drink to get a job being a TDM with them. I am supposedly in the running with some other people and I have to fill out a background check. I've had great interviews with them and plus the regional manager's ex father-in-law has a cabin where our cabin is. I am hoping that it is a good sign that I'll get the job. But knowing my luck who knows.

    Just opened up the cabin recently. Went up with Zach and Megan. We finished 3 bottles of champagne (mimosas in the morning) and five 12 packs of beer. It was a great Memorial Day weekend. Especially since lake water was perfect and the temp was about 85 degrees. So nice that I got a pretty bad sunburn. So now I have been peeling all over the place. Its so hot.

    Oh and the Zegan got a new dog. It is a collie/labrador mix named Pandora. Only problem is that the first whole day I watched her she's been sick. Kind of sad since I've never seen a puppy so lethargic. But the pup is eleven weeks old and is cute. On a totally unrelated subject here is a picture of me looking up at my tall acquaintance.



    In goofy news I started a new exercise thing. I have been hitting a punching bag for a while but wanted a way to add some stuff to it. So I found these tapes by a guy named Bas Rutten. He was a UFC/Pancreas Champion and all around badass. In these tapes he shouts out combinations for boxing, thai fighting, all around fighting and a hard core workout. What makes this great is that he's Dutch so he's got a really weird accent. It feels weird being told by a dutchman to "keep moving, don't stop. 1, right straight, liver shot, two left knees". But in all fairness I haven't ever sweated that much just by shadow boxing alone. Its just now I can't get the sound of his voice out of his head. I am so going to practice on doing an impression of him even though no one would get it. Kind of like my impression of the cast of Tru Calling. You see I made fun of the fact that know one watched it. I'm HIL-ARIOUS.

    Current Mood: awake
    Tuesday, October 25th, 2005
    12:28 pm
    Oh my God! Mr. Biggles is Denying Him!
    Yeah! Pics!

    Here is a group one from the Trifecta of the group at Miller. The start of a drunk day. Oh my god! Mr. Biggles is denying him! (Squirrel Station of the Cross. Don't ask.) Kyle's face describes exactly what we were like at the end of the glorious day.

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    Now for some pics of Tipper. First is a picture after we just picked her up at a place near the cabin.

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    And here is a picture of her playing with our other dog Cody at home.

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    If you would like to look at more pictures go to this link

    Link

    Oh and saw H.I.M. on Sunday. They rocked so much. Alot of goth people in the audience but still an unbelievable show. Would see them again in a heartbeat. Never seen anyone sing and smoke so much as Ville Valo.

    Current Mood: relaxed
    Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
    11:27 pm
    I Trifectaed All Over Milwaukee
    The Pods came back into town last weekend. Boy oh boy it was a great time. We went on....

    THE TRIFECTA

    Those that don't know the Trifecta in Milwaukee is when you go on the three brewery tours (Miller, Sprecher and Lakefront) in one day. It can be done and at the end of it your are just gone. So we made reservations for about 15 people but in the end only Me, Pods, Zach, Nash, Leah, Rebecca, Kyle and Bingo went but boy what a great time we had.

    We started the tour at 10:30 in the morning at Miller. The tour was alright but we went through it quickly to get to Sprecher tour on time. So right when we finished the tour we pounded our 3 beers each and sent our postcards to Conor. We then jumped into the car screaming Jihad-like screams.
    We got to Sprecher just on time and that was good. Leah almost got busted for having a fake but when they checked her id she calmly gave them her second form. They apologized and gave her an extra beer sample to go with the four we all started out with. I was so proud of her. Not only that but two other men came up after the tour and gave us their drinking tokens. We gave them a standing ovations when they did. Sprecher had some mighty fine beers to choose from. Their Dopplebock, Porter and Irish Stout I highly recommend. We were drinking so much that we never got a chance to sample the free soda. But I did get to call various friends that were on the tour the last time we did it. The only problem was the reception sucked so I kept on getting cut off or wasnt able to get ahold of others since I didnt have their numbers (sorry Adge).
    Then we headed over to Lakefront. Now going into Lakefront, Zach brought nine previous tokens he had received from other he took tours there. So we each had four tokens plus one extra token. We went on the tour but kept on leaving to refill our glasses with their pumpkin ale which was delightful. The rest of the time we sat out on the river drinking our beers even getting more sloshed. Some of us were getting refills without using our tokens. So at the end of our time there we once again had extra tokens even though we were all slamming them at the end.
    Wolski's was next for our complimentary drink that we received at Lakefront. While we were there we started to play darts. Nash hit Bingo in the head with a dart. That somehow became a fist fight with me and Bingo in the back of Wolski's. I received some nice black and blues on the lips, kidneys, brow and an imprint of Bingo's knuckles inbetween my pecs (I don't know what Bingo got because I noticed the bruises the next day). The fight was broken up by one of the bartenders but we had a great time. Then when we left Nash and Bingo started another fight which somehow messed up Nash's knee.
    We then went to Jalisco's and got some food. The Mariachi band played some songs for us and we had a great time. Then we went to the store to get a 12 pack. Bingo on the way out took a pumpkin. Then we went to Megan's house to wait before a party at another bar started. While there Zach and I passed out. I then woke up sudden and answered my phone. Everyone there said it was weird because I was alert and chipper. But my dad called to brag that my alma mater hs lost to his in football. And I was going to call and sing my alma mater to him if we won. Eh well. By this time I am to beat so I decide to just drop off the guys at the bar and Leah and I headed home. Then the next day I had work from 10-7. Oh was that great. When I took a sharp turn leaving work I was reminded of what happened the day before when I heard the pumpkin slam into the side of the back of my car.

    It was indeed a great time and it was so much fun for the three Russians (Zach, Pods, and I) to hang out again. I miss that Pods so much but seeing him again was like reliving the old days. There are probably more details but some of them are a little hazzy. Now I need a break till Mahoney comes up here during Halloween weekend. Oh man I really can't wait to see the SOB.

    But for now I got to go scoop out some pumpkin brains.


    Quotes from Lakefront

    "YIYIYIYIYIIYIYIYIYI!!!!!" - Car screams
    "Well you wouldnt move." From Me when Bingo was in front of the dartboard
    And the Lyrics to Blister in the Sun which we all sang at Lakefront

    Current Mood: giggly
    Saturday, October 1st, 2005
    3:44 am
    Fucking Restarting Computadoras!
    Oh my god I just wrote an awesome long one of these journals where I opened up about so many things and then my computer shut down. Fuck that shit. I ain't pouring my heart and soul into this again so quick summary

    Saw kipping and phil. Went to fugee party themed Labyrinth (david bowie movie) and had to go to confession afterwards. Didn't get rj Reynolds job but got an interview with Circuit city tomorrow. Sleep scheduled cured then fucked up all over again. found cure for cancer. going to fugee show this weekend. helping zach with more home improvements. go Undeclared TV show on dvd. Get it to see more of comic genius behind 40 year old virgin and Anchorman.

    Why do I hear cheers? Is it because it short?


    I hate you guys. FYG....FYG (fuck you guys)

    Now links 2-3-4

    Jason G Pics Here are my buddies pics online. Go towards the end and get to see pics of us through college. Watch our weight rise. It's like soaking a dried out sponge!

    Undeclared the TV Show Here is a website giving more detail about Undeclared. Had guest stars like Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller (I still hate him), Amy Proehler and Kyle Gass of Tenacious D.

    Current Mood: irritated
    Sunday, September 18th, 2005
    5:08 am
    Thank Yoots
    Well had the b-day celebration week/weekend. Great time. Have done so much and figured I would thank all this way so I don't type at 10 internet pages report. So here goes,

    Thanks to...
    *Grandma for sending the inspirational card.
    *Leah for the tickets and phone call and coming to see me on stage at the show.
    *Caitlin for dealing with Kyle and MASH.
    *Heather for the card and the check to take a test.
    *Mom and Dad for calling and send a great card and for tellin about the hunting trip out West.
    *The Fugees for letting me join them in on practice and go on stage for the 12 hour show. One great show except for the Forward-Backwards that had me falling over 10 times on my back. But me being able to host the Dating Game as a speed taking pissed off talkshow host was great, even though I regret not adding my trademark "Suck my Balls"
    *The Mahoney for the myspace add.
    *Melissa for the bday IM.
    *Phil for the Man you're old Bday phone call.
    *All the roommates for the well wishes and saving me three of the oatmeal cookies I made.
    *Laura for the IM and introducing me to all that is The Birbigula.
    *Dustyn for the bday IM.
    *Farmers' Insurance for giving me a great job that I have to decline.
    *Browns for playing a game at Green Bay so I can watch one of their games in Milwaukee.
    *Doubleday and the Johnson for a random meet up at the bars. I still can't believe Doubleday hit the double bullseye not looking. And kudos to Johnson for remember the time I did the same thing.
    *Beth for the Bday call and one of the best night walks/conversation I have ever had. I still can't believe I freaked out that one girl from laughing so hard and that I got a sore throat from it.
    *Zach and Megan for, as stupid as this sounds, letting me work on the front porch landscaping with them. Reminded me of working back at Acier Homes and man does our front porch look awesome.
    *All the neighborhood kids for coming by and helping with us. The best was kid who kept and telling us a bout his bandana and we kept asking why he has a banana on his head.
    *Jimmy Johns for getting a car plowed into it. One of the best things I have ever seen.
    *To all the compliments I received around campus from various friends about getting a haircut, losing the goatee, losing weight, having the "satan rules" tattoo removed and the "I liked the Fugees better when JJ was in it" shout.

    But boo...
    Sprinklers going off during the Fugee Show at the 10th hour. But reminded me of the ole 24 hour show.

    But in all seriousness I had a great week/weekend. I can not thank you all enough. Sorry if I left you out. If I did hit me up before my next post and I put you on the list. I could not have better friends. Except for Phil.

    Now for the Links

    Johnny Beehner The former Studio 013 Refugee great and Socially Awkward member's standup site. Go see him. In the meantime click on the crotch.

    Old School Now another reason not to get work done.

    God damnit the post still got long.

    Current Mood: grateful
    Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
    2:12 am
    I'm How Old? I Don't Have Enough Digits To Count With.
    It's my birfday! Ah now I am the ripe old age of 24 I do believe. Does anyone else experience this. When someone asks what your age is, you do not know right off the top of your head? When I was little I would tell everyone what my age was. I would be proud to tell everyone from my folks to the candybar van man. Heck I even used fractions to tell people my age, that's how on top of it I was. But now I have to take out a calculator to figure out how old I am. Other people know better than me.

    Well yeah so birfday. So to celebrate I am going to go get a damn haircut tomorrow. My hair is damn long now. It literally is like this lions main of hair. It's huge, thick and wavy. I wish I had a digital picture to show but too late. It is almost to how it was when everyone called me Fabio/Goldielocks/Mel Gibson Lethal Weapon Three. Yeah if you want to see what my hair looks kind of like look at mel gibson's in the Lethal Weapons and imagine it was blonde and not so mullety because my hair is technically not a mullet since it is longer up front where the business should be.

    The big reason though I am getting a haircut is because I got a big job interview! (Monk chants of AHH-ahh-AHH-ahh) Yeah I got a job interview as a entry level sales rep with RJ Reynolds. Really excited because its a damn good job with benefits and pay but am just praying I get it. It would be so awesome to get a good paycheck again and make some money so I can get the ball rolling again on my dreams o' comedy.

    Oh and today we had a storm that looked like the apocalypse was going to hit. On 27th there were trees down and stuff. And the sky looked crazy dark. There was even an erry fog over downtown Milwaukee at 6 PM. So during this time Zach, Matt Nash and I helped one of their friends, Kathleen and Colin move into their own place. I should only say Kathleen though since Colin was up North working on some theatre production. But it wasn't too bad since there were so many of us. We got done with the moving in less than 2 hours. Plus got paid with beer and pizza. And not just any beer, Leinie's Ocktoberfest. One of the best beers that only comes out at certain times. I was happy to see that since I hadn't had it since last year. It is one of the reasons to look forward to Milwaukee in Fall. Kind of how you look forward to winter for a cold Leiniekugel's Big Butt Dopplebock (drool on keyboard) asdhiugaoganfdggilnhdsifga43wsez vkm. Damn drool

    You know what I am going to keep up with adding some links. Here are some cool new links I ran into recently.

    America, Fuck Yeah! Ahh yes I know it from the movie, but this is a pretty good flash animation. Especially the cats. And I never really listened to the lyrics.

    H.I.M. For my b-day present from Leah, my awesome sis, she is taking me to see this great band. We are gonna dress up like goths and complain about our parents. But seriously one helluva a damn good band.

    Just 2 Guyz Go to Just 2 Guyz. A damn awesome song and video. The guys are going to SNL they are that funny. Actually I don't know if that is a compliment anymore after some of their resent seasons

    Current Mood: accomplished
    Thursday, September 8th, 2005
    3:26 am
    Vulcanize The Whoopie Stick In The Ham Wallet
    No sleep again so thought I would write.

    Let's see what is going on. Job search is just frustrating. But I talked to Sutti, my old roommate (u can read back issues about him if you are new to this journal or order from our company website www.jj'sjournalentriesdotcomeistakesoibetterthinkofanothergoodnameforawebsite,that'stakenhowcanthatbe,thattoo?,thatimpossiblewhointheirrightmindwouldtakethat?really,ithoughthediedaftertwoyearsafterperfectstrangers,ehshowswhatiknow.net), out of the blue. He told me he was doing good and stuff. Then he informed me he was working for sanofi-aventis. He then recommended taht I send my resume to them. So now I am reorganizing my resume for the umpteenth time to look good for a pharmaceutical job. I'll tell you what though, that's one helluva a job. I grew up hanging around alot of them since my dad was a doctor. And they were all stand up guys and girls. Very sociable, friendly and funny. I am pretty sure I can fill all of those qualities, except very.

    Socially Awkward news: well looks like the group is falling apart. Two people are taking siestas but they look like they are leaning toward leaving the group. That's sad since we were starting to really get noticed. Don't know if I should go and try to get some new members or have a powwow with those ones and see what the problem was. Otherwise it might be time for me to move out of ole Milwaukee. Maybe I'll move down to Florida where I have a guaranteed job waiting for me at Disney. Plus be close to the Mahoney. What a homo...sapien.

    What sucks most about the Socially Awkward thing is that I have recently bursted out of my writers block. The ideas really seem to be coming to me out of no where. I have even gotten alot of good ideas while about to fall asleep or after waking up. The problem with this is that I get little sleep. Hence why I am typing this at 3AM.

    Other tidbits, my folks just got a new puppy. They got a springer spaniel when I went up with them to the cabin to close it down. Normally springer spaniels have completely brown ears but the one we got has a white tip on one of its ears. So we named the dog Tipper. Really cute thing that was a blast to play with while I was at the cabin. Made me miss having a dog. Ill try to have a pic up on here sometime soon of the dog. My dad and I brought in most of the stuff and then I headed out a day early. My dad though forgot to open 3 pipes when he left so now I have to go back up. The only problem is gas prices. So I am planning on heading up there at 5am one of these days that way I can go 55 mph all the way up and conserve some gas.

    Oh and Phil sucks. I mean who writes this kind of garbage. I mean it goes against everything Sun Tsu and Socrates wrote about, well at least for Sun Tsu. Socrates was never the same after he rode in that telephone booth. -----> Garbage

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Watch this. It's the next "Let's Get It On".

    Current Mood: mellow
    Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
    1:41 am
    This is a Low...
    Well another journal entry. And wow is my life crap-tastic. Let's see broke up with Molly. Long story revolving around a weekend I wished never happened.

    I quit my job at AFLAC which I wasted a good portion of my life and money at. I can't get a new job, heck I can't even get a part-time job (I have even been told I was "over-qualified"). I have written so many resumes that I don't even bother to throw in cover letters anymore. The only good thing job wise was that during the pig roast I got more job offers than I have had here in Milwaukee. I even got a job offer to work down at Disney in Florida.

    Now my skit group Socially Awkward hasn't gotten together in a while. I went to practice the other day and no one showed up. The reasons for me to stay in town are slowly fading away.

    I have gotten so sick of being cooped up in this house. I can't even sleep anymore. I think about Molly, my jobs, my career and I just toss and turn all night. The only thing that puts me to sleep is going out for a run at 6 in the morning and wearing myself out. Then I can maybe get a nap that last hopefully 3-5 hours. The only good thing about it is that I've lost weight and am getting back in really good shape. I am probably down to 205 right now, considering I was 240 when I moved up here in January.

    This is so hard right now. I know I was due for some hard times when I came up here but I never knew they would be like this. I just want to get some money so I can move forward and get some shit done with my life. I can't stand this anymore. I feel like a waste of a person.


    And how are you?


    Sorry about the downer folks.

    Oh but the Pig Roast was fun. I realized while home that I really am a Country boy at heart and how much I missed being out in Amish country. I hopped on the Tractor and got it started without missing a beat. I instintively even remembered all the nuances with the tractor and ATVs. Just driving around in the F250 with the windows down and seeing everyone was great. Hearing everyone say they were proud of me for moving up here was great and I have to bring alot of DVDs of the show when I get back.

    Current Mood: tired
    Thursday, August 18th, 2005
    2:32 am
    I miss her still. But there is nothing more I can do.
    Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
    12:39 am
    Can't Wait To Go Home
    I'm sittin' in the Sheraton Gibson playing my Gibson...
    And boy, do I want to go home...
    I'm sittin' in the Sheraton Gibson playing my Gibson...
    And boy, do I feel all alone...

    Cleveland, ho! Evil on my mind...
    Cleveland, ho! I wish I was home this time...
    Don't want to be unkind...

    I'm sittin' in the Sheraton Gibson playing my Gibson...
    And thinking about a Sunday barbecue...
    I'm sittin' in the Sheraton Gibson playing my Gibson...
    In my mind is a Cleveland afternoon...

    Cleveland, ho! Evil on my mind...
    Cleveland, ho! I wish I was home this time...
    Don't want to be unkind...

    I'm sittin' in the Sheraton Gibson playing my Gibson...
    And boy, do I want to go home...

    Current Mood: giddy
    Monday, July 11th, 2005
    6:03 am
    Cause I was Tossing and Turning, Turning and Tossing...
    Alright first let's get all of this stuff out of the way:
    Holy shit. Been forever since I wrote, I swear I will write more, blah blah blah.

    Current Mood: depressed
    Sunday, February 27th, 2005
    4:58 pm
    Socially Awkward Tries Again
    Socially Awkward Tries Again
    If the picture doesn't show up. Then


    SOCIALLY AWKWARD Presents:
    Socially Awkward Tries Again
    A Sketch/Improv Show
    March 12th @ 8 PM
    Bucketworks on 1319 N. Martin Luther King Jr. Drive
    Cost is $5

    Current Mood: excited
    Monday, February 21st, 2005
    11:57 pm
    No, He's Gonna Lick Them.
    Well today I did the regular old job hunt which really sucks my balls. Why no one will give me a job beats me but I am losing the money quickly. All I can do is keep sending out resumes I guess

    Today to get my mind off of things I took Pat and Mike to pick up Pat's new car. He got a 01 Grand Cherokee. Yeah I know, "That not new!". Go lick a railroad track while a train is riding it. But we did go to a nice little town called Grafton or Grifton. I don't remember, all I know was it was before hitting Port Washington. I always go nutz when I go past it hoping I see Cody and the rest of the gang from Step by Step. I wonder how Duffy is doing.

    But on the way back we stopped at this restaurant with 2 burgers for one deal. A deal that a bunch of poor asses drool over. Anyway we got our food and of course we are having a fun time talking to the waitress. You know usual convo, jokes here and there. When the waitress ask me if she can take one of my trays away, I say sure. Pat decides to make a little joke and says, "No, he's gonna lick them." Now if you read that it sounds pretty funny. The only problem is that he didn't use that tone. Instead he said it in an angry sarcastic tone. A tone that screamed "Yeah he's done with them you stupid fat bitch." Mike and I just look at Pat like he's a psycho. We mention to Pat what he sounded like, soon he felt like an ass. So now we have a new catch-phrase.

    To keep myself busy I have been writing skits and doing other stuff for my skit/improv group Socially Awkward (WHO"S NEXT SHOW IS SATURDAY MARCH 12TH, 8PM @ BUCKETWORKS FOR ONLY $5!!!!) I just finished a skit about imagination that seems to be pretty funny. I just don't know yet because no one has really read it. I think it's funny but at the same time I know it has "Parents Syndrome". You know, how a parent has a kid for so long and they support them with what they are doing whether it is a sport or art, etc. But then when they perform and the kid stinks the parent won't admit. Instead they only think of the positive and don't realize how bad they are. The same thing happens with their kids being "cute". So I guess I'll have to wait for next practice to go over it with everyone.

    But also pertaining to the group I did come up with a prototype for a logo for the group. I think it looks cool. There will be silhouettes of the members and then there is a stamp over them saying Socially Awkward. I would post it but I don't know how. Oh well, I guess you aint ever gonna see the coolest thing ever.

    So that sums it up...





    You got a job you don't want anymore?

    Current Mood: sick
    Monday, February 7th, 2005
    7:07 pm
    Danger Will Rogers. Blackhole Entering!
    Had first practice yesterday. Went really awesome. Was on during the same time as the super bowl. I think that was the first time I missed part of the Super Bowl. But it didn't matter that I missed the SuperBowl because I was more excited about the first meeting with Socially Awkward. Came up with a new way to start off improv scenes. It was different in that we all told stories and then did scenes based off of things that came up. But it was really funny. Had a scene with "are you afraid of the dark" flammable sand, galactical masturbator and chicken and dog porn. It looks like next show will be around March 12th. Seems pretty long to wait till the show but its probably worth it. Now I just have to get going on some skits now.

    Now this is a problem. Coming up with ideas for skits is easy. I have a ton listed. The only problem is actually writing the skit down. I think it has to do alot with procrastination. Very much like writing a paper for school. Except that what I am writing is something I actually care about. But I know that when I do get started it will just flow.

    Thats what's going on. This week we get to look forward to all the February Birthdays. Parents like to make bacon during Spring time apparently.

    Current Mood: refreshed
    Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
    2:12 am
    BACK IN MILWAUKEE!
    Yes I am back in Milwaukee with a vengance. For a long time I graduated, had no job and lived in Cleveland. Well things have totally changed. Now I am gradumicated, have no job and live in Milwaukee. But seriously it is good I got out of Cleveland. I need to get the hell out of Cleveland. It just seemed like it was one disappointment after another. The first business and then rejection after rejection. I was suppose to get a job being a associate producer but that fell though. Then I was suppose to met Tina Fey's husband and maybe her and talk but never happened. I don't even know if they got my resume.

    So with all this rejection I figured fuck it. I want to head back to Milwaukee. So I called my good friend Zach and asked if I could stay at his place. It has been nothing but giggles since. Just nothing but shooting jokes at each other and alot of other great stuff like brewing with him and Pods. I have my own MR. BEER set so I put on my MR. BEER. hat and tell everyone like a 6 year old with plastic tools "I'm helping". Still waiting for my first batch to be done but my second should be bottled soon.

    But the big reason I headed back to Milwaukee was to get something going with my Fugee buddies. I know that many have moved on but with the few that stayed in the area I figured it would be a shame if we didn't get something going. So a couple of days before I headed up here I sent out this email to my Fugee Bretherinagin:


    Dear Fugees of Old, Present and New & Tim Lowery

    First of all I hope that all of you have had some good holidays and that
    Kwanzaa Karl gave you what you wanted. Whether it be a herpes laced canoe,
    schizer un piddle, Spanish Windmill Fantastico or a Mangina I hope you only
    use it's powers for good.

    Now for the real reason I sent out this email. You might have heard a rumor
    going around that I am heading back up to the Milwaukee area. Well I just
    wanted to let you all know that yes I am heading back up to the Milwaukee.
    After one failed business attempt and what the Amish now call the "spatula
    fiasco" I am going back up there to live with "An Otherwise Decent Man" Zach
    Gernes. Now we have yet to decide who is the clean one and who is the dirty
    one but I definitely call being the one from Melmac.

    Now you might be wondering why I am headed back up to the area with no
    future job waiting for me. One, home sucks. Two, I am taking some classes
    in Chicago at Second City in Chicago. And third is the biggest reason.

    I want to do some big comedy project with any Fugees of Past or Present.
    After hanging out with alot of people older than me I have realized one
    thing. I & alot of us are at the point in which we can be young and dumb.
    What I mean by this is that we can take a chance at doing something big. I
    mean just going for it. After four years of being with the Fugees I have
    seen alot of talented & funny people in the group. One of the things I have
    always regretted was the fact that we were not able to get the skit group
    "Craig's Kids" off the ground. While I was doing research and alot of other
    shit with my "e-dock" company I was looking back at that and saying man what
    if we had decided to go out and be ballsy enough to do something with the
    group. I don't want to be a person that looks back and goes "man what if we
    did this". I got a feeling there are some of you out there to that are
    thinking the same thing.

    So that is why I am moving back up to the area. I am going to try and get
    something done with any other Fugees that are interested. I have a couple
    of ideas of what we could do.

    1. Write and make a film: This would be really hard to do but is possible.
    Out of all the possible project I could see this being the hardest but we
    could defintely do it while mooching equipment from Marquette ala American
    Movie.

    2. Forming a sketch group
    A. one that performs in Milwaukee - I have heard Brian Moore that you
    have unbelievable connections and I am pretty sure we could find some place
    to perform in the area
    B. having a tv show - I have done some looking around and it is possible
    to get us played on local public access channels and once again we could do
    some guerrila tv prod. through MU

    3. Make a comedy CD: This I could see being the easiest but is still hard
    and long. First of all thinking of things that are funny without visuals is
    tough but if done right we could reach a larger audience than any of these
    others.

    Now I know some of you are saying that this is impossible. That you are way
    over your head. Well good then dont fucking worry about it. When I look at
    these I think that this could be done. It wont be a cake walk. But I think
    of the possiblilties and I just get excited. I mean think of groups like
    Broken lizard, the State or even Monty Python. They started somewhere.
    They just weren't given what they wanted, they had to work for it. And if
    nothing comes of it so what, at least we can look back on it and go well at
    least we gave it a shot.

    I know alot of the Fugees have classes and really don't have the time to do
    this. Don't worry this is for those that only want to do it. But if you
    expect to just jump on board and do nothing than I am going to quote Rob
    Halford and tell you "you got another things coming" because that's
    "breaking the law". This is not going to be a walk in the park. It is
    going to take some dedication and I won't think twice to cut you out if you
    aren't pulling your weight. I know I sound like a douche when I say this
    but I think if we really try hard enough we can really pull off something
    "phenomenal".

    So if you are interested let me know soon. Also start carrying aroung a
    little notebook. That way if you are walking around and you think of a
    funny idea you can write it down.


    Yeah I know its another email but it really summed up what I have been feeling. And in the past 3 weeks I have started taking the Second City Classes which are awesome, started doing Improv again and as of yesterday have been asked to join a sketch group up here called Socially Awkward

    These guys just did their first show last friday and it was pretty good. They are some of the funniest guys around Milwaukee and they asked Zach and I to join. Yeah I know, I hot tapioca.

    There is even more to talk about with bucketworks, potlucks, snowstorms, the puppet improv performance for shephard express which i was told to get lost at many a tables, roommates, THUNDERCATS BELT BUCKLE, heaters and more but I wrote enough already. I am just so happy right now. Plus my older sister says on the phone that I sounds happier. She said seeing me at home was like looking at a sad puppy. Aww. Well anyway, I am excited.

    I'll try (oh I heard this before) and try to keep my journal going once again since I got internet here. If not fine I didn't want to talk to you anyway. See what I care. Its not like I made enough Taco Casserole for us both anyway. And if you don't have enough for the class then nobody gets Taco Casserole.

    Ahh how I miss Gym Class.

    Current Mood: anxious
    Tuesday, June 29th, 2004
    8:11 pm
    Speaking Of Suprise Parties
    I mentioned my suprise party yesterday. While my sister was reading this she came across the email that was sent out for this party. Here it is from the Scap himself.


    Leah, the wheel is in motion: I sent the following e-mail to a whole bunch of people.


    TOP SECRET-- I repeat, THIS IS CLASSIFIED: JJ MUST NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS E-MAIL.

    Okay.

    The roomies of 431 have decided that the only way to properly say our tearful goodbyes to the wonderful and magical JJ, and to recognize the tremendous achievement of his SUPER SENIOR GRADUATION, is to THROW HIM A SUPRISE GOING AWAY PARTY-- the theme? JJ.

    So here's the way it's going to go down: on Friday, the fugees are going out for our annual Wingfest at BW3's. We leave at 7:00pm, and will more than likely bum around until 9:00, 9:30, drinking beer and so on and so forth.

    Meanwhile, SUPRISE GROUP A will assemble at Campus Town West, 431, around 8:45 in order to ready themselves for the surprise.

    When the fugees leave, I'll arrange to get into the car that JJ is in AND CREATE A TIME-KILLING DISTRACTION, such as, "Hey, can we run this one errand real quickly?" While I'm stalling this car, all the other fugees will join the rest of the surprise crew at 431, where they will change into their appropriate costumes for the party.

    While on our way home, we'll make a phone call alerting those in 431 as to when we're almost there. Then everyone can hush-- keep the door locked, I'll say I don't have my keys, and JJ will unlock it. And then he'll shit his pants, because everyone will shout and do impressions and be dressed up like him.

    I suggest that instead of shouting "Surprise," everyone shouts "Suck my balls." If you don't get this joke, you should have been at our last fugee show.

    As stated before-- the theme is JJ, so dress however you deem appropriate: camoflauge hats, flannels, belt buckles, etc-- it will be glorious.

    Thank you for your cooperation. There will most likely be an update, but if there's not, get ahold of Pat, Mike, or myself for any questions. Otherwise-- we'll see you at 8:45, this Friday.

    Please forward this message to anyone that knows JJ that hasn't received it that's cool enough to come to this party. There were a couple e-mail addresses I didn't know, and I'm sure I've forgotten a few people.

    Thank so much-- this is going to make JJ the happiest man on earth.

    And suck my balls.


    Joe



    Ah good old suck my balls. Probably my best performance as a fugee. Also my best. Game show hosts will never be seen in the same way. Either that or signers for deaf people. I'll never forget the gestures for "suck my balls".

    Current Mood: excited
    Monday, June 28th, 2004
    11:09 pm
    Holy Shit! Since My Last Update I Gradumacated And Lost My First Job!
    Yuppers. Graduated from good ole MU. Got my degree and headed out into the real world with a job in hand. One of my friends came up with this great idea for a shipping company. The problem was was that I had to keep the details away from all my friends so for weeks I was made fun of, and still am, for saying "I am not at liberty to tell you." Fucking Zach and Pods. Well now I am and I'll tell you why.

    With many years of working at MBE/UPS Store under my belt, I was brought in to my friends idea as the packaging and shipping expert. I was going to help run the first of two shipping stores that were going to be located in Columbus, OH and Pittsburgh, PA. But what set us apart from other shipping stores was going to be our specialty. We were going to be an eBay specialty store. You see, people would come with things that they wanted to sell on eBay. For a percentage of the cost it the product went for on eBay, we would do everything to get it on eBay (take picture, post it online, talk to people, package and shit it). We would make mone not only from the percentage but also from shipping and packaging. And the costumers get a check from us. A win-win situation all around. So we figured we would set up two stores and get going on the business to see what we could do and also show others what we could do. You see, my next plan was to take our services to UPS Stores. That way we work with them so they are a drop off point for us. Over 4,500 locations set up world wide.

    Now there were other companies like this. The biggest store had about 10 stores (www.quikdrop.com) and the majority of the other stores were in California. So we realized the Midwest was an untapped market. So I was getting ready to have a big meeting with about 10 other people in Pittsburgh about starting this company. We had all the bases covered. We had a lawyer, a web designer, me, business specialist.. I mean we were in good shape. Two days before the meeting I get a phone call from my buddy who got me into it. June 23.

    "You are not going to fucking believe it."

    He told me how a Pittsbugh website told how 4 Circuit Cities in the Pittsburgh area were going to start what we were going to do. To a tee. Things were looking very bleak because there is no way to compete with a small business versus the advertising of a big corporation like CC.

    But all was not lost in my mind. We could still do the UPS Store thing and then we could.....

    "There's more"

    That is when he told me about one of the California companies making a deal with UPS Stores to be drop off centers for their company. And like that my first job as a graduate was down the toilet.

    Luckily we didn't invest to much into it. I was about to go to a bank for a loan for the initial store. And I was going to talk to someone about buying a cash register. The only thing I had bought was the chair I am sitting in right now. I remember when I bought it being so happy thinking, "This is my first purchase for the company". Fucking A.

    But that's life. Live and Learn and all that good stuff. It looks like even if I had started it right after getting out of college we couldn't have gotten to UPS in time. So now I am job searching again. I am now waiting to see if I got an internship writing for a video game called Leisure Suit Larry in Chicago. It is a mature humor video game and one that I grew up playing so I would love to get it. The problem is that I haven't heard shit from them and I am getting more frustrated than dyslexic at a spelling bee.

    So a quick sum up. There you go. Oh and college was just too fucking great. Man the fifth year was probably the best with the Plank, the VIP (Omega Room), the Anchor, my surprise going away party where everyone dressed like me, the old friends, the new, the romances, A-Zone, MUTV's show of the year Uncle Manny which became an unbelievably funny show and of course my beloved Studio 013 Refugees. I am really excited for the future of everything and only hope the best for everyone.

    Whelp, I got to get back to....I don't even know anymore. I guess I'll have to play it by ear.

    Current Mood: nostalgic
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